who the hell ARE you, dog?
hallochen! i'm volkolak, or volk (any/all/neo prns). i mostly go by lycan or miche, but you can also call me misha, captain, or nick. you can find me at @princelycanthorn or @m_hematemesis on the web, like on ao3, bluesky, tumblr, discord.
mainly, i'm a writer. i love talking about my OCs and they are what i mainly write about, plus an occasional fanfic, both of which i sometimes finish and post on ao3. i use em-dashes a lot. i'm: disabled/mad/neurodivergent, non-binary/t-masc, therian, an adult punk satanist. my family is ukranian/russian, and i'm fluent in russian and english.
what is this site for anyway?
mainly as a me-page on top of my strawpage/carrd, and for sharing my writing! also so i can learn some HTML/CSS.
but why "smoke club"? cuuuz i'm a social smoker! it doesn't mean anything much, really, i just had a good experience in smoke nooks/on smoke breaks growing up, and i want places around me to have a similar friendly gossipy a-little-wild vibe.
what do you like?
- horror and rock
- raised on Witcher, SPN, and crime/medical drama/procedurals
- been a SKK fan since 2017
- quickdialing Mulder and Scully
- Spencer Reid my babygirl.
Alex Blake my mother.
Emily Prentiss my wife. - average Astarion fan
- THE ADHD Scout main
fandoms you're in?
- Bungou Stray Dogs
- Trineverse (Astral Academy & heathercrowns!)
- Evgeny Onegin and Crime & Punishment
- Heathers the Musical (2014), Ride the Cyclone (2016)
- Vampyr (2018), Until Dawn, TF2, BG3, RoR2, Greedfall
- X-Files, House MD, Easy A, Criminal Minds, TOH, Moon Knight, The Mentalist
what are your kin characters?
i'm not exactly familiar with what kin characters are to most people, but to me, those are character i feel a connection or share personality traits with. here's a rough list, i:
- make friends like karlach
- & keep 'em like sesam morgana
- poetry like chuuya nakahara
- improve like osamu dazai
- party like julian devorak
- & dress for it like astarion
- work like hunter noceda
- believe like fox w. mulder
- care like dana k. scully
- .........pawbert lynxley....... (yes i'm being fr)
!! DNI !!
i stand for all things queer (non-straight, non-cis, non-human), pro-heresy, disabled pride, mad pride, kink pride, and antifa. please don't interact with me if you're:
- younger than 16
- any sort of phobe or chauvinist
- fascist/nazi/white-supremacist/right-wing/that sort of trash
- a war hawk (anti-Palestine, anti-Ukraine, etc)
- terf/transmed
- pro-contact map/zoo
- an endogen-denier/sysmed
- a narcissistic/cluster b abuse believer
- anti-ship/pro-censorship
- an AI-bro (don't show me any of it, i hate it)
- rude/passive aggressive for the sake of it
while i can vibe with anyone (HPD being HPD), i really don't want to have conflicts for the sake of conflict, and i want to be open about my beliefs. if i or my beliefs make you uncomfortable, please feel free to avoid me. cheers.